don’t talk about the elephant in room talk to the elephant in the room. he has feelings too
competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible
HE HAS A GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING SMILE ON HIS LITTLE FACE EVERYONE OMFG
the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
Well that escalated quickly.
imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
The entire Science vs Religion debate throughout history summarized in a timely tweet.
Making it and queueing it!